Monday, January 3, 2011
Tameka's Prescription for Health! Satisfaction Guaranteed!
Head-Ache? Stop worrying about what other people do and say.
Tooth-Ache? Shut your mouth; stop letting so much air get in it.
Nose bleed? Stop sticking your nose where it doesn't belong.
Ear-Ache? Stop listening to the wrong things and wrong people.
Heart-Ache? Don't store so much hurt and anger in it. It can only hold so much.
High Blood Pressure? Control your temper and attitude.
Foot-Ache? Stop taking yourself so fast; take things one step at a time.
Arm-Ache? Hug some people, and let yourself be first in line.
Vision Problems? Always see things clearly. Never overlook anything.
Jaw-Ache? Smile! It stretches and relaxes the muscles in your face.
(Smile at someone! Encourage them to join you in the jaw muscle relaxation)
Confusion? Start back over and read this again.
- ▼ 2011 (28)